How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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