Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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