HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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