Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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