i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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