apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
