Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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