Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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