Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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