OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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