you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
