and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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