Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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