who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Found the puke drawer
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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