what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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