she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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