Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
i believe in u and ur pee
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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