The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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