if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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