Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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