Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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