didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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