they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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