Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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