Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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