And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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