I want to stick my p in your. b.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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