In the future we'll all be gay
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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