I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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