Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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