There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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