yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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