I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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