that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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