so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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