im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
