I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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