Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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