He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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