i would punch a child for taco bell
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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