I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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