No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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