I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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