I am in a vortex of obligation.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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