We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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