i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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