They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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