everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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