he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Two words: nipple clamps
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