Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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